Omegle Conversation #62
- Question to discuss:
- If you were invisible, what would you do?
- You: NO ME GUSTA
- You: HMMM.
- You: I'D GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE. =D
- You: AND REARRANGE ALL THE DOCUMENTS
- You: AND MESS UP THE BEDS
- You: AND KEEP FLUSHING ALL THE TOLIETS
- You: AND THEN PLAY WITH THE LIGHT SWITCHES. =D
- Stranger: id come up to you and punch you in the face..
- You: ME?
- You: O.0
- Stranger: yes, you.
- Stranger: -_-
- You: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? D=
- Stranger: stop doing THIS TO EVERY SINGLE LETTER!
- You: O.0
- You: BUT IT'S FUN. D=
- You: AND YOU'RE NOT USING ANY CAPITALS!
- You: EVEN AT THE BEGINNING OF YOUR SENTENCES. D=
- Stranger: Good Bye.
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Omegle Conversation #61
- Question to discuss:
- Does a girl have to have a flat stomach to pull off a bikini?
- You: NO ME GUSTA
- You: NOT REALLY.
- You: I THINK GIRLS SHOULD WEAR WHATEVER THEY WANT. =D
- You: AS LONG AS THEY HAVE THE FIERCE BITCH ATTITUDE WITH IT.
- You: I MEAN, WORK THAT, GIRL, YOU OWN THAT SHIT. =D
- Stranger: no they dont you need to be confident in what you wear and do.
Omegle Conversation #60
- Question to discuss:
- What would you do for a Klondike bar?
- You: NO ME GUSTA
- You: HMMM.
- You: I'D SAY TAKE OVER THE WORLD
- Stranger: i'd fist wonder woman
- Stranger: js
- You: BUT I'M DOING THAT FOR ADAM LAMBERT'S HAND IN MARRIAGE.
- You: HMMM.
- Stranger: l,ao
- Stranger: lmao
- You: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO FOR ONE. =D
- You: I'M NOT THAT BIG OF A FAN OF ICE CREAM.
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle Conversation #59
- Question to discuss:
- What's ur religion
- You: NO ME GUSTA
- You: O.0
- Stranger: You will Do this for Me,Huntsman
- You: I DON'T HAVE A RELGION. =D
- You: HUNTSMAN?
- You: MY NAME IS ADAM. D=
- Stranger: YOU WILL DO AS A SAY HUNTSMAN
- You: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO DO? O.0
- Stranger: Bring Snow white from the Dark Woods
- You: OHHH.
- You: WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME? =D
- You: DO I GET TO HAVE ADAM LAMBERT?
- Stranger: You will be paid
- You: WITH ADAM LAMBERT?
- Stranger: YOU WILL BE PAYED HUNTSMAN
- You: WITH ADAM LAMBERT?!
- You: =D
- Stranger: RAGE FACE.JPG
- You: THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I'LL GO GET SNOW WHITE, MY QUEEN.
- You: XD
- Stranger: No Me gusta.jpg
- You: BUT WHY YOU NO ME GUSTA? D=
- You: THAT BOY IS FINE!
- Stranger: Just *Sigh* go get Snow white
- You: AND WILL I BE GETTING ADAM LAMBERT IN RETURN?
- You: =D
- Stranger: *Drinks Vodka out of Anger*
- Stranger: Yes
- You: YAY!
- You: OKAY, I'LL GO AND FETCH HER. =D
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
SO OMEGLE FINALLY LISTENED TO US! THEY HAVE SEXY MEN TO ADVERTISE AS WELL AS WOMEN! MWAHAHAHA! LET’S ENJOY IT!
Omegle Conversation #58
- Question to discuss:
- Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
- You: NO ME GUSTA
- You: FANTASY
- You: WE'RE ALL FIGMENTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION. =D
- You: YOU THOUGHT OF OMEGLE
- You: AND CREATED IT IN YOUR MIND
- You: WE'RE HERE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT
- You: EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT ADAM LAMBERT.
- Stranger: That....sounds fucking awesome haha. Blew my mind lad
- You: XD
- You: THANKS. =D
- You have disconnected.
Omegle Conversation #57
- Question to discuss:
- What's on your bucket list?
- You: NO ME GUSTA
- You: HMMM.
- Stranger: http://www.sexy-natalie.com/?uid=32852
- You: TAKE OVER THE WORLD
- Stranger: her
- You: MARRY ADAM LAMBERT
- You: END WORLD HUNGER
- You: AND RULE THE WORLD FOR AWHILE
- You: BEFORE I GET SHOT IN AN ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATION MEANT FOR ADAM LAMBERT
- You: AND I TAKE THE BULLET FOR HIM INSTEAD. =D
- Stranger: wow
- Stranger: ok
- You: YEP.
- Stranger: nice day then?
- You: THANKS. =D
- You: YOU TOO.
- You have disconnected.
Omegle Conversation #56
- Question to discuss:
- you two, sex it up
- You: NO ME GUSTA
- You: O.0
- You: WHY NOT SEX IT DOWN?
- You: WHY UP?
- You: HMMM?
- You: YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST DOWN?
- You: HMMM?
- Stranger: Lmao
- Stranger: I agree
- You: SEE?
- You: WE'RE GOING TO SUE YOU NOW.
- You: THAT'S DISCRIMINATION.
- You have disconnected.
Omegle Conversation #55
- Question to discuss:
- Ok, I want one stranger to bring the other to Christ....GO!!
- You: NO ME GUSTA
- You: O.0
- You: OKAY?
- Stranger: Uh no thanks
- You: *TAKES THE STRANGER TO HEAVEN*
- You: MEET CHRIST.
- Stranger: Nuuuuuu
- You: MEET HIM!
- You: NOW!
- Stranger: I don't even believe D:
- You: O.0
- You: I JUST TOOK YOU TO HEAVEN!
- You: XD
- Stranger: Oh, well if there actually is a heaven I guess I'd have to rethink things!
- You: YEP.
- You: NOW MEET JESUS.
- You: SAY HI
- Stranger: Okay then D:
- Stranger: Hi
- You: OKAY
- You: *TAKES US BACK TO EARTH*
- You: THERE YOU GO. =D
- Stranger: Well that was interesting
- You: YOU KNOW IT. XD
- Stranger: Thank you, allcaps stranger
- You: YOU'RE WELCOME. =D
- You have disconnected.
Omegle Conversation #54
- Question to discuss:
- I would like to buy a wife from Asia, not for love but just a wife. Anyone know any good agents, please post info. I want a wife, not a lover / partner, serious question.
- You: NO ME GUSTA
- You: O.0
- You: NO.
- Stranger: DAFUQ
- You: YOU DON'T BUY WIVES.
- You: YOU WORK YOUR ASS OFF FOR THEM.
- You: THEN GIVE THEM THE WORLD.
- Stranger: Ok, I saw the question before but I thought it was a fucking sick cruel joke
- Stranger: YES
- Stranger: YOU TREAT THE WOMAN LIKE A QUEEN
- You: YEP.
- You: SHE'S THE LIGHT OF YOUR FUCKING WORLD.
- Stranger: AND YOU ACT LIKE A SERVANT, NOT A KING COMPARED TO HER
- You: YEP.
- You have disconnected.
Omegle Conversation #53
- Question to discuss:
- 9gag is legion.
- You: NO ME GUSTA
- You: O.0
- You: NEVER BEEN THERE. =D
- Stranger: hahjahaha
- Stranger: you guys are fags
- You: BUT I THOUGHT ANONYMOUS WAS LEGION. O.0
- Stranger: /b/
- You: THEY'RE NOT FAGS. D=
- You: I'D HAVE ALREADY SMOKED THEM IF THEY WERE.
- Stranger: english prick
- You: O.0
- You: PRICK?
- You: NO, NO.
- You: SMARTASS IS THE TERM YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. =D
- Stranger: i believe so
- You: TOLD YOU.
- You have disconnected.
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Omegle Conversation #52
- Question to discuss:
- who came first the penis or the vagina
- You: NO ME GUSTA
- You: O.0
- Stranger: ahaha
- You: THE DICK, I GUESS?
- You: I MEAN, WASN'T ADAM THE FIRST MAN?
- You: SO I GUESS NATURALLY, THE DICK WOULD.
- Stranger: EVE WAS THE FIRST WOMAN!
- You: YES.
- Stranger: AND YOU NEED A VAGINA TO HAVE A CHILD
- Stranger: SO THEREFORE THE VAGINA
- You: YES.
- You: NO.
- Stranger: YES
- You: ADAM WAS THE FIRST, BRO.
- You: MAN.
- Stranger: EVE WAS THE FIRST CHICK
- You: YEP.
- Stranger: SHE GIVES BIRTH
- Stranger: ADAM IS A WIMP AND DOES NOTHING
- Stranger: HE DOESN'T GIVE BIRTH
- You: BUT THAT WOULDN'T MEAN THAT CAIN OR ABLE WAS THE FIRST DICK.
- Stranger: SO EVE
- Stranger: DICKS. PLURAL
- You: -.-
- You: WHICH CAME FIRST, DEAR?!
- You: THE MAN WOULD SINCE HE HAS THE DICK.
- You: SO THEREFORE THE DICK WOULD COME FIRST.
- You: THEN THE VAGINA WHEN THE WOMAN WAS MADE!
- Stranger: THE WOMAN WOULD COME FIRST. SHE WOULD HAVE HAD TO GIVE BIRTH TO EVE. WHOEVER THE WOMAN WAS
- Stranger: THEREFORE THE VAGINA CAME FIRST
- You: NO.
- Stranger: YOUR LOGIC IS INVALID
- You: BECAUSE WITH THAT LOGIC, THEN HOW WOULD THE BABY BE MADE?!
- You: IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO.
- Stranger: OMG. COMPROMISE. VAGINA AND DICK CAME AT THE SAME TIME
- You: NO.
- Stranger: YEDS
- Stranger: YES
- You: BECAUSE ADAM WAS THE FIRST MAN MADE.
- Stranger: EVE
- You: I KEEP TELLING YOU THIS!
- Stranger: WAS THE WOMAN
- You: YES, SHE WAS THE WOMAN.
- Stranger: I KEEP TELLING YOU THIS!
- You: BUT SHE WAS MADE SECOND!
- You: SECOND TO ADAM.
- You: THEREFORE DICK THEN VAGINA.
- Stranger: WITHOUT A WOMAN THERE WOULD BE NO CHILDREN THEREFORE ADAM WOUDLN'T HAVE BEEN CREATED
- Stranger: VAGINA THEN DICK!
- You: I KNOW!
- You: XD
- You: BUT STILL!
- Stranger: NO
- Stranger: YOUR LOGIC IS INVALID
- You: IT'S NOT LIKE THE CHICKEN AND THE EGG.
- Stranger: ACCEPT YOUR LOSS
- You: NO, IT ISN'T.
- Stranger: OH WE ARE NOT GOING TO START ON THE CHICKEN AND EGG CONVO
- Stranger: NU UH
- You: OKAY.
- You: I LIKE YOU, STRANGER. =D
- Stranger: I LIKE YOU TOO!
- You: THIS CONVO HAS BEEN AWESOME. XD
- Stranger: IT HAS! THANK YOU
- You: NO PROBLEM. =D
Omegle Conversation #51
- Question to discuss:
- Do You Believe In Love At First Sight??
- You: NO ME GUSTA
- You: NO.
- You: NOT REALLY.
- Stranger: do you believe in suicide
- Stranger: because i believe that should be a future interest of yours
- You: BUT THEN I SAW ADAM LAMBERT AND DECIDED TO DEVOTE MY LIFE TO TAKING OVER THE WORLD TO OFFER HIM IN EXCHANGE FOR HIS HAND IN MARRIAGE. =D
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Omegle Conversation #50
- Question to discuss:
- What do guys describe as hot in a girl? Lol
- You: NO ME GUSTA
- You: HMMM.
- You: SUMMER. =D
- You: IT MAKES GIRLS REALLY HOT.
- Stranger: well, it starts with not ending what they say with lol
- You: BUT IT ALSO MAKES GUYS REALLY HOT TOO.
- Stranger: summer isn't sexist
- You: O.0
- You: SUMMER IS A SEASON. =D
- You: WITH HOT TEMPERATURES.
- Stranger: it's equal opportunity
- You: THEREFORE THEY MAKE THE GIRLS AND BOYS HOT.
- You: ALTHOUGH, ALL THE ORGANS IN GIRLS ARE PRETTY HOT.
- Stranger: I am very proud of your educational system
- You: IF THEY HAVE NORMAL BODY TEMPERATURES.
- You: THANKS. =D
- Stranger: depends what you call hot
- You: BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS TO DO WITH TEMPERATURES?
- Stranger: if you compare them to room temp then sure but what about fire
- You: OHHH.
- You: THAT'S TRUE.
- Stranger: most people are pretty cold compared to fire
- You: YEAH, TRUE THAT.
- You: SO I GUESS NONE OF THE GIRLS ARE HOT. =D
- Stranger: there you go
- Stranger: hope that helped question asker
- You: YEP. =D
- You have disconnected.
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NOT YOUR TYPICAL POST FROM ME BUT I DON’T CARE, IT’S NOT LIKE ANY OF YOU LISTEN TO ME ANYWAY. =D
AND I’LL LAY OFF THE CAPS FOR THIS SINCE MOST PEOPLE GET THEIR PANTIES IN A BUNCH OVER ME SOUNDING LIKE I’M YELLING WHEN THIS IS TEXT AND NOT A VOCAL MESSAGE.
but i’ll whisper instead.
now, this is coming from a ‘gay male,’ i prefer to just be called adam because that’s who i am, i don’t want to be known as just a ‘gay male’ because there’s more to me than just my orientation and my gender, but the ‘it gets better’ videos and kids cussing and using profanity like there’s no tomorrow and pretty much yelling a big ‘fuck you’ to all the homophobes in the world, it’s not really doing any good. to me, as an observer, it isn’t. i mean, if you fight hate with hate, what are you going to get? hmm? more hate. i’m not saying to just send out love, but that really is the thing behind it. that’s what we’ve always heard, or at least, that’s what i’ve always heard, if you send out love, it’ll return to you. so stop waging a war on with other people just because they’re ignorant. if someone does you wrong, return with a kind favor or whatnot. i’m not saying be a doormat for someone, stand up for yourself when you need to, but other than that, no need to be a jerk to someone who is also an jerk. it’ll just keep hate going.
so just think about that, yeah?
but also, i wonder why so many people want equal rights when they won’t allow themselves to be accepted into society. you’re not a gay male, you’re not a lesbian, you’re not a straight man, you’re not a straight woman, you’re not a bisexual man, you’re not a bisexual woman, you’re a person, a human being. you’re a member of society, you’re no different than that person walking down the street. you’re adam, you’re julie, you’re sam, you’re whoever. i’ve noticed this a lot with the advocate magazine that i see every morning on facebook, labels, a gay man does this, a gay couple does that, a lesbian gets this, a lesbian couple gets that. i know that’s just for media purposes, higher ratings or some shit about money, but when you turn to a story in your newspaper, does it say a straight man does this? or a straight couple does that? or a straight woman does such and such? no. i don’t see why it should have to be any different for the ‘gay’ community when we’re all a part of the same community.
by the end of this, i guess a lot of people would say i’m just not that proud of who i am, when i am, i’m proud to be adam, i’m proud to be the only thing in my mom’s life that hasn’t walked out on her, i’m proud to be your future king of the world (hahaha XD), i’m proud to be an odd individual, and i’m proud to be myself with all the quirks and flaws that come with my life. and yeah, i am proud of my sexuality, but i just don’t see why it should be glamified or whatnot. so i date and make sweet monkey love to guys? you probably date and make sweet monkey love to girls or boys or both, depending on whichever gender attracts you. it shouldn’t be that big of a deal, for either sides of the argument.
but that’s just two thoughts of mine. =D have a nice day, sweeties!
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